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IT IS MY JOB TO EXIST AS A MIXTURE OF UGLYNESS AND SAFETY

By: Granden Bertrand

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well there you go and if i could upload the pic i would but

First best friend: First True best friend was Matt richardsdon, first best- brandy beatch
First car: my own....76 gmc 3/4 ton i love that thing
First date: grade 8 i think a girl from the curling club!!
First real kiss: real one.....that i can remember was grade nine with kim stengler
First screen name: Bert42
First self purchased CD: meatloaf- bat outta hell 2
First pets: a cat named grey and a dog named lightning
First piercing/tattoo: a snake on the left calf and my nipples
First musician you remember hearing in your house: crimson and clover

LASTS:
Last car ride: the semi every day all day....from witchita falls to amarillo was the latest adventure
Last kiss: hmmmm good question.....almost a year ago.....any one wanna help my situation here??
Last good cry: when i watched national treasure i told yall i cry in movies
Last library book checked out: i have no fricken clue
Last movie seen: in good company
Last beverage drank: WATER
Last food consumed: left overs of a pecan tart
Last crush: aside from the current.....was my secretary Kristal yall remember her???
Last phone call: my mother called today to tell me i have bills in the mail what else is new
Last time showered: this morning caught me on a good day
Last shoes worn: the shoes i where every day every where my tan scater shoes
Last CD played: my mix there is lots of stuff on there
Last item bought: a pecan tart
Last annoyance: shitty long weekend traffic
Last disappointment: work need i say more
Last shirt worn: 1 annual medicine hat motorcycle rodeo its awesome

website visited: http://norrlandsguld.privaten.nu/frog.swf

last thing you said: nothing in deep thought right now before that i was talkin to myself
What color of underwear are you wearing? nothing as always...been that way since grade 8
What's under your bed?: this one....water and a bag containing many dvds
What time did you wake up today? 8 it was a late morning it was great
What is your career going to be? hmmm dont have a clue a bum on a bike would be fun.....
where you going to live? where ever i lay my head is my home
How many kids do you want? mahhh i dunno how ever many seems right at the time
What kind of car(s): Subaru RALLY STYLE

CURRENT
mood: Good to go
Current music: nothing right now except the song from the web addy that i was just at go there it is an awesome thingy of 3d art
Current taste: pecan tart
Current hair: medium white mans fro
Current clothes: t and shorts
Current annoyance(s): right now its all good
Current desktop picture: anger is a gift
Current book: none just the dvds and shit
Current color of toenails: flesh
Current hate: mahh that it took so long to upload the web page that i want yall to go to

(x) = you've done.
(_) = you haven't done.

(x) been drunk
(x) been high
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a Taxicab
(x) been dumped
(x) been fired or laid off mutually,
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent(s)' house
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from your job
(_) celebrated new years in Time Square
(_) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) cut myself on purpose
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(\"x) had children
(x) seen someone die. dont know if her died but he was wicked messed up
(_) been to Africa.
(x) punched a friend **HELLO RAGE**
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(_) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show "madness takes its toll"
(x) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) eaten Sushi
(x) been Snowboarding
(_) met someone in person from the internet
(x) been moshing at a concert
(_) Had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(x) gone to college
(x) graduated college, community a bartending course counts
(_) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone

UNIQUE.
1. Nervous Habits? strange when i am shy i get quiet
2. Are you double jointed? my thumb after it was in a cast for 3 months it came out DJ
3 Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yes
5. Can you blow spit bubble? Yes
6. Can you cross your eyes? NO
7. Tattoos? yeppersn 7
8. Piercings and where? yes the nipples
9. Do you make your bed daily? never
10. Which shoe goes on first? the left it is closest to the door
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? yep
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? none in canada in the states about 20 to 60 bucks
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? the rings in the nipples and two on the left hand and one on the right and a watch
14. Favorite piece of clothing? mahh not really a clothing kinda guy

FOOD.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? ground up with rye and blue caruco and other alchol
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? two words RUM BUTTER
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? honey nut cherrios and mini wheets
19. What's your favorite beverage? water and before the stomach coke
20. What's your favorite restaurant? anything but truckstops
21. Do you cook? love to but i need a kitchen first
22. How often do you brush your teeth? whenever needed
23. Hair drying method? air mabey
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? yes green red strabery blonde and others
25. Do you swear? yes sometimes it comes out when i least expect it
26. Do you ever spit? it happens

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
27. Animal? Cats and snakes
28. Food? any that dont upset the stomach.....
29. Month? any in which i have off work
30. Day? say whats that they all the same on the road
31. Favorite Cartoon Character? stewie
32. Shoe Brand? yea cause that matters just have to be comphy
33. Subject in school? school i havent been there for a while
34. Color? black and yellow
35. Sport? Rugby wins hands down
36. TV show? gilmore girls family guy csi and simpsons
41. In Your CD player? tons everything from metallica to tragically hip
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? matt or the mother or mabey work
43. Ever taken a cab? yeppers
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? sometimes
45. What color is your bedroom? this one is grey
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yes, if not I would never wake
47. Window seat or aisle? i dont car i have the window seat all day and night



LA LA LAND.
48. What's your sleeping position? fetal and then on the back by the time i wake
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yep
50. First book to pop into your head? karma sutra.......
51. Do you sleepwalk? NOPE
52. Do you talk in your sleep? i dunno anyone wanna sleep with me and find out??
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: my pillows are stuffed
54. How about with the light on? i dont care i will fall asleep when i am tired
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? it has been known to happen


That's the first book to pop into your head?!?
We still have not seen these nipple piercings.
And you're not a clothing kind of guy? You don't wear clothes either?
Mon 30-May-2005 00:49
Posted by:dottedstripes
and ther is a revision here yall.....the one whre it sayd that have you had real feelings for someone you only know on the internet....that should be checked cause your all great friends and i only know yall off the internet eh!! Mon 30-May-2005 01:04
Posted by:granden  - [Link]
Damn, man! This is the longest survey of this type that I have ever seen! It takes a long time to read through one, and it takes even longer to answer one, so who has enough spare time to think of and write all those questions?! And what about a version for us old folks -- like one that asks the first RECORD one ever bought, not the first CD. Or how 'bout the first 8-track (which was actually before my time; they were around, but nobody wanted those crappy things any longer -- there were cassette tapes by then!).
"Spit happens." Good one!
Mon 30-May-2005 01:53
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
I think we should put JP in charge for writing questions for the "old folks" Mon 30-May-2005 02:24
Posted by:dottedstripes
That was too much fun to read. I can't answer some of those questions though, might incriminate myself....Good to know a bit about a person though. You are a great kid, I love your honesty. Keep your chin up and smile, it makes others wonder what you know that they don't. Love ya, hon. Mon 30-May-2005 18:29
Posted by:Mom
I'm with Ms. Stripes - where's the picture of your nipple piercings?? Throwing shoes - I am so good at that. And guys that wear rings...so cool. I like so many of your answers - I could go on and on. But most importantly, if you really need someone to kiss, my lips are always available - all you have to do is drive to Indiana. Tue 31-May-2005 07:11
Posted by:Lewesrat  - [Link]
Dude. Time for some new fotos.... Tue 14-Jun-2005 15:28
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
It's been like two months since you posted anything...I miss you!!! Sun 31-Jul-2005 00:03
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