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IT IS MY JOB TO EXIST AS A MIXTURE OF UGLYNESS AND SAFETY

By: Granden Bertrand

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Sunday, 20-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
and the winner is.......

 
 
ok this is gonna be a bitch fest today......

1. i cant believe some people that drive.....well people that drive cars and trucks for that matter.....for example.....i was driving in denver and i was coming into a construction area where the lanes narrowed and they put up cement barriers to protect the workers...ok yall follow me eh? and i had my signal on to move into the middle lane well just a few feet so that my oversize load could fit and not hit the barriers well the first truck that was just behind me sped up and passed me cause he knew what was going on......but the truck that was likie 50 feet behind him must not have seen that i have a 12' wide load....cause you know thats hard to see right??!! and i started to move over knowing that he was still coming but i had no choice it was either that or hit the cement thingys......so i kept looking in the mirror and when he realises that i am moving into his lane he gives me a dirty look like what the hell am i doing......so he is right beside me and narrowly missing me and the other vehicles that are on the other side of him and he gets passed me give me a dirty look as he passes and you know what i do???? i give him the bird and lip to him YOU FUCKIN IDOIT!!!!!! i think he got the message........rant number one done......

2. I have come to appreciate that when you have an oversize load that is over ten feet wide that someone takes the time to route you properly.....for example.......i am traveling in colorado today and they route me right thru a construction zone that has been there for months......that is not a good idea (see rant one) and they send you thru very narrow and blind corners.....if yall have been in eads, CO you know what i mean there is a dip in the road and an overpass for trains blocks the people from seeing you so if you anything that is over ten feet wide your fine but if you have a load like i did i am just glad that a fellow trucker alerted me that there was a pickup coming and a semi right after him so i put the pedal to the medal and hammered thru the tight turn and the guy in the pickup was kinda startled to see me when he came around the corner!!! funny shit but totally unessary they could have routed me a different way!!! like texas for instance they route me around every major city every construction zone even if it is 2 miles long they will send you on a joy ride in the bounies of texas to get around it for this i am thankfull.......for it avoids situations with stupid drivers as in my first rant!!!!! oh there is more.....

3. today i was taking a break in limon, CO and left the CB on and man was that a mistake.....there was a semi tryig to cross a not busy 4 lane highway and the FED EX (I love FED EX YES, but not there drivers in this instance) truck was behind him ok yall follow me if not reread the last line or two EH!!...... so this guy is waiting and the fed ex guy starts on him on the CB "come on driver lets go he is waiting for you" (there was another semi turning into the fuel stop and was blocking traffic for the two semis to cross the highway, nice guy eh?) well the guy that was in front of the fed ex truck says "well mabey i will wait for this camper to clear the road first you idoit!!" and the fed ex guy started bad mouthing the guy that was in front of him and one thing led to another and it led to this....... FED EX guy "pull over and I'll beat your ass" (they were crossing the intersection") so the guy in front said "your all talk the only musel you have is in that mike your holding" and they started bitchin again and the guy that was in front pulls over and stops and guess what the fed ex guy does............... he keeps going...........and the conversation goes on with more name calling and the fed ex guy stumbling over his words............all I have to say to this is two things......

3a. this is the main reason why i hate "truckers" they all yep too much
3.B if your gonna run your mouth and are wrong admit it......if you keep running your mouth and are confronted like above......take it like a man\""woman and step up if you have to hide behind a mic or computer or phone and cant back it up then dont say it in the first place fuckin truckers!!!!!!

4. I think that i am done for my ranting today sorry but i had to get that all out and man today is much better i have a long day ahead of me as texas has routed me all over again but that is good it eliminates the stupid drivers from my day and puts me on roads where there are no dumb stupid drivers!!!!! so i think that tomorow will be execllent.....

and the pic are of my load they were taken at the scale at lamar, CO met a very nice older man there today he was running the joint and had a nice chat with him made me a little bit in a better mood!!!! hope yall enjoyed todays episode EH!!!

There's a great foto out on the Internet of a crash scene where two trucks crashed.... One was a FedEx truck, the other a UPS truck. Guess that voided their overnight delivery guarantee, huh? I used to travel with a CB all the time, mostly for entertainment, and am really surprised at what goes on over the airwaves. When I bought my '68 Mercury, in the glove box was the original owner's CB license from back in the days when every radio had to be licensed. I chucked it into the trash. Mon 21-Mar-2005 15:13
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
I bet listening to you rant is great fun! Tue 22-Mar-2005 06:13
Posted by:dottedstripes  - [Link]
aww sweetie, don't u love lifes like kicks ! I hope that you have a better week ahead of you! Tue 22-Mar-2005 19:24
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Saturday, 19-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
i am.....

 
 
 
in a much better mood today it has many reasons.......

the problem that i had in the last post is kinda resolved and i am getting paid properly at work now and i have had three oversize loads now thats awesome!!! i have pic of the last one that i brought up to saskatchewan.....it was 12' round reels of plastic pipe!! it was a lot of fun to haul!! and now I have a 12'2'' load that looks like a large building but it is only 13'9'' high so its all good on the hight issue......

but other than that all is well and good no more accidents here in the land of granden!!! oh and i have gone thru 7 tires on this trailer and tractor now thats crazy!!! two were worn out and 4 got replaced cause of the accident and my passenger stearing tire got a hole in the inside sidewall of all places and could not be repaired.....and it was almost brand new waht a rip off!!!!!

well with the event of me sounding boring i think that i am just tired and dont feel like typing any more so i will close with that hope yall enjoy EH!!!




i can't believe that u have gone through 7 tires?! Are going for some kind of record? Happy to see that ur doing fine and ur life is back to normal. Sun 20-Mar-2005 11:08
Posted by:Tya-Marie doe_ivy@yahoo.ca
gee, glad to hear you are so HAAAAPPPPPY! NOT! But hey, shit happens huh? Hope things get better for you soon. Come home and visit, wood ya? love you, and miss you. Mon 21-Mar-2005 16:54
Posted by:mom
I love that green color in the first photo. I wouldn't want to drive a load like that around, but it sure is pretty to look at. Tue 22-Mar-2005 23:25
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Monday, 14-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well some things slip your mind at the time

well again i have fubard up and something has slipped my mind...... and for that i am sorry and that one goes out to Kerri...... i am really sorry Kerri.

well for the third day in a row i have forgotten to take pic of my load and now i cannot post any pictures and that sucks!!! this evening is just getting worse and worse....oh well the day was good i guess......

but not much to say today kinda messed in the head right now so thAT is all i have to say today mabey tommorow i will post some pic for yall!!! mabey if i remember.....

i am sorry.

AND I am not a huge fan of FUBAR, I think all things can be repaired......not all things are broken. Wed 16-Mar-2005 02:46
Posted by:Kerri
when you feel like that, just remember I always have a hug for you. Love you. Wed 16-Mar-2005 19:16
Posted by:mom
hey, don't sweat the small stuff, we have all have those days! I have them all the time .
Thu 17-Mar-2005 16:55
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Saturday, 12-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
ok so there then...

 
 
 
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anywho i got the oversize load up and moving i sat down and figured out where they routed me and man did i travel all over texas!!!! if you have an atlas follow the roads......if you can figure it out it is kinda crazy and will take a while to figue out but just go from highway to highway ok!!!


us 290 W, FM577 N, SH36 S, US290 W, US183 S, SH71W, US 290 W, US 281 N, US290 W, IH10 W, US 83N, US 287 NW, SH 203 E, US 83 N....... yea thats how they routed me thru texas from houston to oklahoma!!!! crazy eh.....it will be worth the look!!!! very nice country thou it was awesome!!!! great day today it was fun!!!

got into watchin CSI season one last night ended up watching 3 episodes and not going to bed untill 1245 and i had to get up at 5 and get going it was crazy took me a long time to wake up this morning like 3 hours of driving it was crazy!!! but as i said it was beautiful today 30 above and now i am stopped and there is very light wind and the temp is 23 its beautiful!!!! i loveeettttt....

and as for pic i will take them tommorow as for now i am gonna post more of the pic from soanes fight as he wants to steal them and it is quicker to put them up here then to email the shit!!!

hope yall enjoy and are having an execllent weekend EH!!

PS fotopages was being nice today so i uploaded all the photos of soanes fight that i took wow that wass quick and painless enjoy buddy!!!

Thats my pup, mixin shit up. Sun 13-Mar-2005 07:21
Posted by:Mzatt mzatt@loudpipe.com  - [Link]
I appreciate the directions, but I didn't pull the maps out and follow your route. Next time just draw us a picture, okay? Mon 14-Mar-2005 16:25
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Friday, 11-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
this was my really messed up day...well last twenty 4 hours

 
 
 
ok we will start last night when i tried to post some stuff.......i was all pissy when i was writing the story last night and so it was really funny and I am wicked mad that fotopages was cranky and wouldnt post it......so instead of waiting around and shit i was too pissed off that i shut the computer off and went to bed!!! so i am sorry that yall miss out of the story yesterday i just dont think that i can tell it over again as well.......sorry......

so i woke up 2 hours late this morning and sped all the way from dallas to houston to make it in time!!! it was fun and then i got to the customs building and let me tell you that if i didnt have the addres i would have never found it even if someone gave me directions it is an office building that is tucked alongside a busy highway in houston!!! it is a really nice building i was impressed!!! and then i hauled ass over to the port and delivered the shit that was on my trailer.......then got my dispatch and talked to the nicest person that i have picked up from her name was sue!! and got directions to the place and picked up the load......now when you are oversize anything over 8.5 feet wide and 13 foot 6 (in most states) you need a permit to move the load.....well my dispatch got me all the permits but texas!!! and that was the first one that he ordered i did nt end up getting it untill after 4 and i cant move the load at night so i couldnt go anywhere!!! what a mess it is kinda a wierd load and a pain in the ass to tye down.....but i will make it back to canada in one piece i guaranteeeee!

and i was talking to my dispatch and he informed me that i dropped off the load that i had at the wrong place!!! i dropped off the load at a port in houston and they took it and everything no one caught that the load that i was told was 3 picks and one drop was really 3 picks and 2 drops......so some of the shit that i unloaded at the port was to be unloaded somewhere else in houston.....whatever it would have been nice that someone informed me that the shipment wasent going to the place that i was sent to!!!! DAMMIT......so now i sit and wait for the morning so i can head on thru texas then oklahoma then nebraska then south dakota then north dakota i think that is right but gotta run yall hope you enjoy EH!!!

So they have to hire another truck just to move it to another port in the same city? Who pays for that mistake? Hopefully not you if you had bad instructions. Shit -- I thought being a trucker would be fun all the time. You know: feelin' the freedom of the open road and pickin' up gorgeous twin chick hitchhikers in really short shorts and... and... and it's not like that at all, is it? Sat 12-Mar-2005 02:15
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keep the pics coming dude! Sat 12-Mar-2005 10:49
Posted by:Soanes
hear you are coming back to Can and wish I could be there to say hi and give you a hug. I miss you dearly. Take care out there and leave the twin chicks in short shorts alone. Love ya Sat 12-Mar-2005 18:14
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Thursday, 10-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well here

since i have no pic that i took today been kinda lazy all i want is to catch up on the days i have missed on these pages!!!!

oh and i got the old tounge pierced i forgot yesterday........anyone want to help me test it out????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL....its all good!!!

1. Your name spelled backwards: nednarg odaroloc dnartreb
2. Where were your parents born? medicine hat/wierd i dont know the mothers but i think lethbridge
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? this one music
4. Last time you swam in a pool? wow.....mmmmm i dunno last year
6. Have you ever been in a school play? yea we did one to the meatloaf song i would do anything for love in grade 6 and a hamlet play in highschool
7. How many kids do you want? well thats a good question sometimes i want enough to have an army
8. Are you registered to vote? in canada isnt everyone...not that i have ever voted????!!
9. Do you have a car? yes a caddy
10. Ever got a parking ticket? no parking tickets but most inbetween
11. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? done the bungy thing twice and hell yea i would try skydiving
12. Do you have a garden? no but i love cactus
13. Do you really know all the words to your state pledge? nope i dont think us canadians do that
14. Bath or Shower? morning or night? Bath, night...mmmm baths at night ahhhhhhhh
15. Have you ever broken any hearts? i think that i have to say yes to this.....but i am only sorry about one.....sorry JULIE
16. Premarital? SEX???uh let me think......ahh yep
17. Are you a good cook? yeppers i love to cook when i have access to a good kitchen hey JULI you wanna lend me yours sometime?????
18. Orange or Apple juice? APPLE i agree with the Ms.Dotted Stripes!!!
19. Best thing in the world? music and good old friends
20. Have you ever broken a bone? Yes, two well add the nose a couple times
21. Have you ever won a trophy? got 3 plaques last year at the indoor bike rodeo
22. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Nope but i have worn a skirt to school
23. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? pills lots and lots of pills damn stomach
24. Who are you going to marry? marry????yea right me get married that"ll happen
25. Who would you like to meet who's dead and not someone in the Bible? KING TUT
26. How many pairs of shoes do you own? one shoes a couple boots and some rubbers there the best
27. Any pets? well they are in a foster home but BOA and Eleanor the male iguana
28. Lights on or off? for what i agree.... but on its better
29. Awesome sex for a year or a lifelong friendship? depends on who its with.....good question
30. Do you have a job? well kinda i am a paid tourist
31. Do you know who Kofi Annan is? a guy in the UN...hey whats the UN??


and there you go something different hope you all enjoy i did reading all the otheres out there these are fun i think!!! but i gotta go to bed yall have a great night EH!!!

I know my generation did all sorts of things that just made our parents shudder. It's my turn to shudder at the body piercings...

Good to see you join in the Q & A Granden. And anytime you're in NE Kansas, you are welcome to use the kitchen.
Fri 11-Mar-2005 18:33
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Oh, and I'm pretty sure it's a friend from Toronto that got us started doing the "in bed" thing... Fri 11-Mar-2005 18:36
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Hmmmm only sorry for one? (#15)....hmmmm Sat 12-Mar-2005 18:03
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Wednesday, 9-Mar-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well now do i have an update for u all!!

it was a great fight
he got the loudest cheers
i swear half the people were there to see him
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well where oh where do i start.....i have my computer back and all is well!! but there have been some things that have happened in the last few weeks that have been interesting....

I got to be in medicine hat to see one of my friends boxing match and that was cool....he may have lost but the ref was kinda horrible got some fotos and all was good then went out and got drunk with him and that was a great night.....then i drove to edmonton and spent the day with Matt and Alissa and that was a lot of fun tortured myself with icecream that was the bomb....rum flavored and butter something it was the best ice cream i have ever had!!!!!

and on to work stuff.......i got my first oversize load too it was fun but it was only 9 feet wide and was 14 foot 2 high it was fun to haul i hope that i get more oversize loads!!!! i love hauling them!!!
and now the shitty part of work i was invoolved in another accident and again it was not my fault but this van pulled out into an intersection and i swerved to avoid her and she hit my trailer.....mmm semi going 110kmph and van going 20kmph i wounder who won??? i have pictures as well she wwas ok not a bump or bruise so that is good but the van is obviously totaled!!! man that sucks i have been involved with 3 accidents in the last year that sucks!!!! at least the injuries are getting lesss and less!!! but thats about all that i have to say today kinda try to keep it short and sweet today....i am glad to be back and hope to catch up with every one asap....... hope all is well with everyone and i will post more regularly now!!!!

enjoy yall eh!!!

PS the first picture of soanes is my 400 posted photo!!!

Welcome home to Fotopages! Hey, that's a good looking tractor; are you an owner-operator?
I witnessed an accident as you describe here: a car pulled out in front of a semi and the back wheels of the trailer rolled over the hood. I thought for sure the trailer was going over, but it didn't. But then the dumb kid in the car, his friends showed up and almost kicked the trucker's ass. It was a 'hood thing, but completely the fault of the kid in the car. I'm glad the cops showed up and saved the trucker from any harm.
Thu 10-Mar-2005 16:00
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
I mean "'hood" like bad neighborhood and bad attitudes.... Thu 10-Mar-2005 16:01
Posted by:JP Harr  - [Link]
Is that all the pics you took of my fight? The second and third ones are awesome! Fri 11-Mar-2005 01:07
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Wednesday, 23-Feb-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
just a quick update....

well since i am in the Medicine hat i thought that I would say hi to all you guys out there!!! and I hope that the days have been filled with joy and happyness!! anywho..... work is going good and all is well!! I dont really have much time here so i will have to take some time out later when i get my computer back to look at all your recent updates.....I cant wait i miss them so much....seriously it is like something is missing.......

But something cool I bought a Game boy advanced today it was cheep 80 bones and so that will keep me busy in the absence of the computer!! so that is all that is new today kinda boring i know so yall have a great week and i will post more better stuff hopefully soon!!!

MISS YALL EH!!!!

I'm definitely missing you! And I'm glad things are going well. Sat 26-Feb-2005 21:45
Posted by:Lewesrat  - [Link]
good to see that you are doing fine! later Thu 3-Mar-2005 14:36
Posted by:Tya-Marie doe_ivy@yahoo.ca
Hey, don't forget you owe us nipple fotos!!! Sat 5-Mar-2005 06:28
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Friday, 11-Feb-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well i may not be around for a while!!

sorry to tell you all this but the last week has been a run around trying to get everything ready and the doctors all closed up from the accident.....CAUSE i get to go back to work on tuesday!!!! but the only bad thing is that i wont have the laptop back yet so no internet for the first trip down and back no biggie but hey i been without it before i just hope that it is re[aired by the time i get back to edmonton!!!!

And sorry for not posting latley but been trying to get every thing together for the trip back to work so i will try and keep in touch!!! dont give up on me just cause i am gone for a little over a week.... but there is some good news that i have to go back to work i am gonna be in a 2004 peterbuilt a year or two newer than the one that i was driving!!! so thats cool we will see how that one works out for me!!!

and i have been kinda out of sorts latley.... dont have much as in the area for good pictures to post so i guess this will be another post that i have no pic but i will make a good one before i go back to work...to keep you regulars satisfied!!! just kiddin.....but it will be my longest absence from fotopages kinda makes me sad... funny eh??

Well I hope Yall have a great weekend and i will post again before i leave on monday!!!

Oh and i recently streached my nipples to get a bigger ring in them and the right side is almost done and ready for the next round then i can start on the left side it will be fun i think!!mabey some day i will post some pic to show yall my piercings!! LATERS everyone!!

Granden, I would gladly be your valentine if I could! Happy Valentine's Day!
And stretching your nipples? I don't put mine through that kind of abuse.
Mon 14-Feb-2005 21:44
Posted by:dottedstripes  - [Link]
Hey Granden, well am glade that you are going back to work and that everything healed good. ! It always amazes me, that everytime that i log on here, you have done some crazy thing to you body ... So nipple stretching.... sounds like a good time... silly rabbit . Have a good one1 Mon 14-Feb-2005 23:54
Posted by:Tya-Marie doe_ivy@yahoo.ca
I'm glad you're going back to work - that's great!!
But let's talk some more about this nipple stretching. Really, if you even acted like you were going to pull on my nipples I'd be pissed. How can you put yourself through that kind of torture? I'm shocked. And I insist you post pictures as soon as possible (yes, of your nipples).
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Sunday, 6-Feb-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
that was a great game

I dont care what team you were rooting for but that was a great game today!!! awesome the best that i have seen for a long time!!! I LOVEEEETTTT pic and shit later after simpsons check back later on tonight!!! again I LOVEEEETTT!!!!

...as long as it's not a pic of $hit, I promise to check back... Mon 7-Feb-2005 16:21
Posted by:Juli  - [Link]
I have to agree with Juli on that one.
Mon 7-Feb-2005 20:38
Posted by:Lewesrat  - [Link]
Hey, where are the pictures? And I agree, it was a good game. Tom Brady is a hottie. Tue 8-Feb-2005 02:48
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