IT IS MY JOB TO EXIST AS A MIXTURE OF UGLYNESS AND SAFETY

By: Granden Bertrand

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Thursday, 22-Dec-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well i am gonna try and stage a comeback

thats me
Hey Yall i know its been a long time since i have posted but the recent talk i had with a certain friend named Katie, made me think to come back and say hi to you all....it has been another crazy year from quiting my job to getting major sugery done....another messed up one but at least no one has been injured this year, no accidents or whatnot so that is a relief......

I would also like to say MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.....this year will be a little strange at c-mas time i am thinking but that is another story for another time......

I love breaking benjamin, and if i do remember correctly it was Katie that recomended them to me so for that i will thank her!!

but that is that i hope yall are doing well, and comment on this page for me, its nice to hear from people from time to time!!


Saturday, 28-May-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well there you go and if i could upload the pic i would but

First best friend: First True best friend was Matt richardsdon, first best- brandy beatch
First car: my own....76 gmc 3/4 ton i love that thing
First date: grade 8 i think a girl from the curling club!!
First real kiss: real one.....that i can remember was grade nine with kim stengler
First screen name: Bert42
First self purchased CD: meatloaf- bat outta hell 2
First pets: a cat named grey and a dog named lightning
First piercing/tattoo: a snake on the left calf and my nipples
First musician you remember hearing in your house: crimson and clover

LASTS:
Last car ride: the semi every day all day....from witchita falls to amarillo was the latest adventure
Last kiss: hmmmm good question.....almost a year ago.....any one wanna help my situation here??
Last good cry: when i watched national treasure i told yall i cry in movies
Last library book checked out: i have no fricken clue
Last movie seen: in good company
Last beverage drank: WATER
Last food consumed: left overs of a pecan tart
Last crush: aside from the current.....was my secretary Kristal yall remember her???
Last phone call: my mother called today to tell me i have bills in the mail what else is new
Last time showered: this morning caught me on a good day
Last shoes worn: the shoes i where every day every where my tan scater shoes
Last CD played: my mix there is lots of stuff on there
Last item bought: a pecan tart
Last annoyance: shitty long weekend traffic
Last disappointment: work need i say more
Last shirt worn: 1 annual medicine hat motorcycle rodeo its awesome

website visited: http://norrlandsguld.privaten.nu/frog.swf

last thing you said: nothing in deep thought right now before that i was talkin to myself
What color of underwear are you wearing? nothing as always...been that way since grade 8
What's under your bed?: this one....water and a bag containing many dvds
What time did you wake up today? 8 it was a late morning it was great
What is your career going to be? hmmm dont have a clue a bum on a bike would be fun.....
where you going to live? where ever i lay my head is my home
How many kids do you want? mahhh i dunno how ever many seems right at the time
What kind of car(s): Subaru RALLY STYLE

CURRENT
mood: Good to go
Current music: nothing right now except the song from the web addy that i was just at go there it is an awesome thingy of 3d art
Current taste: pecan tart
Current hair: medium white mans fro
Current clothes: t and shorts
Current annoyance(s): right now its all good
Current desktop picture: anger is a gift
Current book: none just the dvds and shit
Current color of toenails: flesh
Current hate: mahh that it took so long to upload the web page that i want yall to go to

(x) = you've done.
(_) = you haven't done.

(x) been drunk
(x) been high
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a Taxicab
(x) been dumped
(x) been fired or laid off mutually,
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent(s)' house
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from your job
(_) celebrated new years in Time Square
(_) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) cut myself on purpose
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(\"x) had children
(x) seen someone die. dont know if her died but he was wicked messed up
(_) been to Africa.
(x) punched a friend **HELLO RAGE**
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(_) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show "madness takes its toll"
(x) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(_) eaten Sushi
(x) been Snowboarding
(_) met someone in person from the internet
(x) been moshing at a concert
(_) Had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been in an abusive relationship
(x) gone to college
(x) graduated college, community a bartending course counts
(_) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone

UNIQUE.
1. Nervous Habits? strange when i am shy i get quiet
2. Are you double jointed? my thumb after it was in a cast for 3 months it came out DJ
3 Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yes
5. Can you blow spit bubble? Yes
6. Can you cross your eyes? NO
7. Tattoos? yeppersn 7
8. Piercings and where? yes the nipples
9. Do you make your bed daily? never
10. Which shoe goes on first? the left it is closest to the door
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? yep
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? none in canada in the states about 20 to 60 bucks
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? the rings in the nipples and two on the left hand and one on the right and a watch
14. Favorite piece of clothing? mahh not really a clothing kinda guy

FOOD.
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut
16. Have you ever eaten Spam? ground up with rye and blue caruco and other alchol
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? two words RUM BUTTER
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? honey nut cherrios and mini wheets
19. What's your favorite beverage? water and before the stomach coke
20. What's your favorite restaurant? anything but truckstops
21. Do you cook? love to but i need a kitchen first
22. How often do you brush your teeth? whenever needed
23. Hair drying method? air mabey
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? yes green red strabery blonde and others
25. Do you swear? yes sometimes it comes out when i least expect it
26. Do you ever spit? it happens

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE.
27. Animal? Cats and snakes
28. Food? any that dont upset the stomach.....
29. Month? any in which i have off work
30. Day? say whats that they all the same on the road
31. Favorite Cartoon Character? stewie
32. Shoe Brand? yea cause that matters just have to be comphy
33. Subject in school? school i havent been there for a while
34. Color? black and yellow
35. Sport? Rugby wins hands down
36. TV show? gilmore girls family guy csi and simpsons
41. In Your CD player? tons everything from metallica to tragically hip
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? matt or the mother or mabey work
43. Ever taken a cab? yeppers
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? sometimes
45. What color is your bedroom? this one is grey
46. Do you use an alarm clock? Yes, if not I would never wake
47. Window seat or aisle? i dont car i have the window seat all day and night



LA LA LAND.
48. What's your sleeping position? fetal and then on the back by the time i wake
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Yep
50. First book to pop into your head? karma sutra.......
51. Do you sleepwalk? NOPE
52. Do you talk in your sleep? i dunno anyone wanna sleep with me and find out??
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: my pillows are stuffed
54. How about with the light on? i dont care i will fall asleep when i am tired
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? it has been known to happen



Sunday, 8-May-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
ok so i got a serious question

hey anyone want to be spontanious and have some fun????

then come one come all to san antonio on tuesday and take me to the six flags amusment park and itll be my treat.......you just have to make it here by tuesday morning some time!!!

Ha so any of you great spontanious fotopagers would like to spend a day with a crazy canadian then just leave a comment and we'll get intouch!!! and then mabey i can fullfill one of my dreams see i love the rolly costers and would love to go to a six flags but unfortunatly i never had the extra cash and whatnot to go and this trip i do so all i need is a ride or someone that knows weather or not i can take a semi without the trailer to the park.......or any more ideas that one might have I would love to go one day and i am thinkin that i can make it so that i have tuesday or wednesday off so i really want to go so any one that has any ideas or want to come be spontanious and fun and come along!!!! if i do go there will be some crazy pic for yall to see eh!!!


Friday, 6-May-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
well this will be a first

 
 
 
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i am gonna post some pic and then post my ramblings.....so tune in a little later and you will get something......

the pic i took were of a hare while i was waiting at finning to get my truck looked at and i sat there all morning and i saw this little guy when i first arrived and he was brave enough to come fairly close to the truck so i asked him if he would like his pic taken and he said "of course Granden!" so here are some shots of my new buddy......

FUCK YOU FOTOPAGES they will NOT upload my pic properly so if there are pic up there when you look good if not i aint gonna waste anymore time on it till tommorow!!! DAMMIT

I( LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


Monday, 2-May-2005 00:00 Email | Share | | Bookmark
the Bike rodeo 05

 
 
 
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well this weekend was a blast i think this was the most fun i have had in a long long time it was wicked fun......once again i didnt place in the show and shine but that didnt bother me.....but to get into the bike rodeo i have some kinda info for yall!!! it kinda went like this......

first event: The wenie Bite
it involves taking a bite out of a hotdog that is drenched in mustard and hung from a string, the rider has to ride under the hotdog and the passenger has to bite off as much of the hot dog as possible... and that determins the winner or wener!@!!!!! we did not place in this event but we were the first to get the wenie in the passengers mouth!!!!

second event: The slow race
this event takes the most skill out of all of the rest.....you have to go as slow as you can and be the last to either put a foot down or cross the finish line.......i usually dont do that great in this event but it is my favorite!!! this year the races were very close and i ended up getting 3 place in this event

third event: the Keg push
this event involves pushing an empty keg, with the front tire of the bike, across the start line and to the finish line the rider to do it the fastest is the winner......now this event is imposible!!! i have seen some riders that are awesome at it it just hasent crossed my mind how the hell they do it so i have never entered this event.....so no placement here either....

fourth event: golf ball catch
this event involves a tube that is about 10-12 feet long supported at an angle so that a ball may be placed in one end and caught at the other end as it rolls down the tube.....this one is fairly diffuclt as well the timing of the ball is near impossible and very hard to get the bike close enough so that the passsenger can grab the ball as you go by very slowly......it was a lot of fun and we droped the bike twice as kerri was leaned way to far over but we did end up getting 2 place in this event execllent that was the most fun i had all day was that event!!!

fifth event: plank race
this one involves a 1" by 6" plank layed on the ground.....the plank is 36 feet long with one foot markers!!! the riders that make it down the entire 36' get to go into the next round......this is the same idea except the bike has to be started with the front tire on the plank and trust me that makes it alot harder!!! but i was the first to get across the full 36' but unfortunatly i gunned her a little hard on the plank and the back tire came off......its all good thou no placement in this event!!

sixth race: potato toss
this one involves throwing potatoes into a bucket...very simple and mabey it sounds easy it is not....trust me........we wnded up getting two outa five potatoes in the bucket......still not good enough to get a placement.....thats all good.....

seventh race: potato find/ first kids then adults
it was cool this year as they did a potato find for the kids as well as the adults no in the kids part the had to all line up and run to a stack of straw and then hunt for the hidden potatoes!!! and in the adults one they made a circle around the hay stack and we had to ride the bikes around in a circle and there would be two less potato in the stack then passengers so two people got elimiated per round and then it got down to three potatoes left and that would determin the winers the first back with a potatoe is 1 the next is 2 and so on.....we recieved 2 in this event Kerri did an awesome job

eighth race: Honey i'm Home
this is also one of my favorites it is damn funny one too, you have to lay in bed (straw in this matter) with a girl (they picked one of the announcers wifes) and then the announcer says honey i'm home you have to get outta the bed of straw grab a pair of oversize boxer shorts and then jump thru a makeshift window then jump on the bike and start it up and then haul ass around the corner and drag to the finish line then the person that has the fastest time is the winer!!! i got second place in this event it was fun....

ninth race: tire pull
very basic you tie a rope around the back of the tire and then tie that rope to a tire and drag race 70 feet to see who gets the fastest time!!! this is a wicked race and i wish that i would make it for more than one race but again this year i only got one race and so we didnot place in this event either!!

tenth race: drag race
this is simple except your on dirt and you only drag in first gear and is only about 70 or 80 feet or so mabey longer i cant tell length that great!!! but it was a lot of fun and i almost got first place but i went out of the lines and hit a pylon and got dsq from the first place and down to third place where i was gonna race the guy that was tied for third but he was being an idoit and tried to do a burn out and his bike came out from underneath him and he hurt his ankle very badly so he was out of the race....

and i do have to say again that i had a great day on saturday and thank you very much to Kerri who played my partner for the day and got some cool plaques herself!!! so that was my weekend and all was good!!! hope yall enjoy eh!!!


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